when i grow up babe

amazingly strange swedish babe fever ray:

dear weird babes, i totally love you!

bonus: the shocked dude babes in the audience at the end!

snow babe

photo from here.

it's winter, babes are bundled up and all over town. i know it's hard to get out of your hibernated state, take of your sweatpants, put on real clothes and get out there but it's worth it! trust me. there is nothing better than finding a sweet babe to cuddle up with and make out with in front of a fire. and people love to get drunk during the winter and over the holidays, this leads to poor judgement! which leads to sex! don't stay in and pass out in front of your space heater again, they'll be plenty of time for that after the holidays. but seriously, find a babe to spend the last days of this decade with, babes might not exist in 2010 (kill me if this happens).

xo,

babeaholic

hey little girl is your daddy home did he go and leave you all alone

one of the biggest babes in the history of babes: the boss.

that smirk, oh man he is so dangerous.

that one kills me, young bruce babeing it up on the jersey shore.

anyone that can be this sexy even when they are old is a legend. i love you bruce.

i'm on fire babe

what a fucking babe.

Bruce Springsteen - I'm On Fire (Official Music Video) - The most amazing home videos are here

why do working class boys always have boners for rich girls? full post exploring the boss' babeness (this topic is endless) coming up soon.

xo,

babeaholic

tube top babe

photo from here.

i wish i was a bike.

xo,

babeaholic

babe hair

photo from here.

dude babes,

if you are not going to grow your hair long or rock a vision street wear haircut from the early 90s (what is that called when it's all long in the front? sex?), then above is another haircut to consider (and what is the name of this one? sexy hitler?). i am just trying to help you all look finer so the world can be filled with dreamboats! i love you.

xo,

babeaholic

self portrait babe

ahhh babe it's so sweet when you text me a photo of yourself. you look a little bummed in this one. is it because we are so far apart? your heart cannot handle how much you miss me? or is it because you have a turkey tattooed on your arm? fret not babe, distance makes the heart grow fonder. and phone pics are so much sweeter when you're naked.

xo,

babeaholic

get stuffed

i have a type babe

photo from here.

babe blah blah blah flannel blahh sexy hair balah blah babe ablah let's get naked.

xo,

babeaholic

witch babe

i'll admit that maybe i have seen the craft more times than the average person, but i can't be the only one who thinks fairuza balk is a total babe.

she is a babe that scares me. in a good way, i think.

and her name is fairuza, which sounds like something dirty you want someone to do to you or disease you don't want someone to give to you.

just say it out loud, ffffaaaairuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzza.

i miss seeing her crazy face.

she looks like the kinda girl that is totally wild and fun but also batshit crazy and will stare at you with her googly eyes while you sleep and will totally throw things at your head when you fight but the make-up sex is so insane you don't even care, you know?

so good.

babe moon

question: why is every one freaking out about this guy

when there are long haired babes like this guy

and this guy

in the movie with the shirtless vampire werewolves?

and yup, i totally just went there.

naptime babe

photo from here.

awwwww, look at the little sleepy babe. and look how this tired guy doesn't even have a shirt on. i can't wait for the future where you can actually crawl thru a computer screen into a babe's house to snuggle instead of having to meet one the old fashioned way (craigslist). is this creepy? that i just wanna stare at you while you sleep babe? what if i take my shirt off too, to make it fair?

xo,

babeaholic

the power of babes

pretty much how i act every time i meet a babe.

field of babes

photo form here.

oh hey babes. are you guys totally lost in this field too? omg so am i! i think we should probably go back into that red barn behind you and take up shelter for the night. it might get dark soon and we wouldn't want to come across any serial killers out here in the middle of nowhere on friday the 13th that might want to eat us. let's just hang out in there for the night. and we should probably huddle together for warmth. with our clothes off. don't worry, i don't mind being in the middle.

xo,
babeaholic

forest babe

really? really. this is a real live girl and she is hanging in the woods! with her shirt off! what the fuck are you doing here sitting in front of your computer when there are babes like this out there in the world just hanging out and waiting for some other forest loving person to jump in a pile of leaves with them???

and she is wearing a top hat?!?! goddammit.

and yes, babes in the woods are like my favorite thing ever.

slip it in babe

photo by dana goldstein.

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peace babe

photo found here.

hey girl, what are we protesting? peace? good, fuck peace. oh, you mean we are protesting for peace. got it. i love being peaceful. it's totally the best way to be. so why are you trying to fight this undeniable chemistry we have by looking away from me??? quit trying to fight it, let's just hold hands and march for peace and giggle when our palms get sweaty. it's totally what the dalai lama would want us to do.

xo,

babeaholic

born to run babe

photo via jennifer geometry.

oh babe you are SO sweet running up to hug me like that! i'm excited too. i can't wait until you are done fixing your sweet ride and we can hightail it out of this town. my mom's been on my case all week long and baby i just wanna get out of here. just take me away and we can ride down the coast straight towards mexico guided only by the light of the moon and the fire in our hearts. and also the fire in my pants. which will require us to get naked a LOT, hope that's cool with you.

xo,

babeaholic